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"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Paranormal A-Z...

Silence of the Chickens...

Happy Easter

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

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