Prose Architect Gifts

'Another day...another blank page taunted him. 'How long can this block go on?' He wondered. 'I don't know,' said the paper.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Kritik's Korner

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Writer's block?"

Books Providing Bright Idea

House of books.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Now all we need is a good script."

'Interactive TV news.'

Writer's Block Party

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

A Woman's Conquests.

Book Igloo

"Say - this gives me an idea for a picture!"