Artsy Architect Gifts

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

High School Schedule

Pizza Tower Bridge

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

House of books.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'Mind if I join you?'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Pisa Hut.

Snow Bridge.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Pollock Painting Company

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

Builders.