Artsy Architect Gifts

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

High School Schedule

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'It's my main decorating motif.'

House of books.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Pisa Hut.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Snow Bridge.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Builders.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.