Creative Architecture Lover Gifts

When architects fall out.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pisa Hut.

'The buildings are merging.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level