Artie Architect Gifts

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snow Bridge.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Urban snail

How to make a concept album

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Future site of the aquarium.

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Profession : Cartoonist

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

Igloo outhouse.

Pick Your Own Legacy.

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'