Jelly Architect Gifts

'You won't be nedding the hard hat, as we'll be making the entire structure out of jelly'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Swing

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snow Bridge.

Constructing your own prison!

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Witch Hardware

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Switchback Playground.

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Just a drop."

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Comedy Rule

Tragedy and Material

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Gingerbread Igloo

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'