Jelly Gifts

I'm sorry, but it clearly says on the label that this can only be used to 'pump up the jam'.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Jelly I.V.

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

Jelly Fish

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Niche market'

Karate club.

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Jell-O: A Life.

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

"I've found my soul mate!"

"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex', I fear some may see it as a commentary of me, and not the layered jello salad."