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I'm sorry, but it clearly says on the label that this can only be used to 'pump up the jam'.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Mouse Trampoline

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Jelly I.V.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Jelly Fish

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

'Niche market'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Karate club.

Jell-O: A Life.

'Give a man a jelly bean, and he eats for a moment. Give a man an easter basket and he gains twenty pounds.'

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

Jello in the diving pool.