Wealth Architect Gifts

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

In case of emergency break glass

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Long and Short term investments.

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"