Wealth Architect Pillows

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

In case of emergency break glass

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Yoga classes door.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Long and Short term investments.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'