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An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snow Bridge.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Justin could feel the joy he had brought his parents with his first drawing... and so the joy continued... and continued... and continued...

Urban snail

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

How to make a concept album

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Pick Your Own Legacy.

Profession : Cartoonist

Igloo outhouse.

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'