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'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Wow! Noah certainly knows how to throw an ark together.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

"Sign of the times, eh?"

How to make a concept album

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"It's going well so far."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Profession : Cartoonist

Igloo outhouse.

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

Build a raft!

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

Igloo headbutt...

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.

Flood.

'Uh oh. Looks like African bees have arrived.'