Ark Architect Mugs

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Wow! Noah certainly knows how to throw an ark together.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

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"Sign of the times, eh?"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"It's going well so far."

Profession : Cartoonist

Igloo outhouse.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

'I'm not going to lie to you Mr. Trumps, we've had a few setbacks on the new tower.'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

Igloo headbutt...

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

Build a raft!

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.