Ark Architect Extraordinaire Mugs

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I love what you've done with him."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Future site of the aquarium.

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

"Sign of the times, eh?"

"It's going well so far."

Profession : Cartoonist

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

Be the Author

'I'm not going to lie to you Mr. Trumps, we've had a few setbacks on the new tower.'

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

'Wow! Noah certainly knows how to throw an ark together.'