Ark Architects Mugs

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

"Sign of the times, eh?"

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"It's going well so far."

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

Profession : Cartoonist

'I'm not going to lie to you Mr. Trumps, we've had a few setbacks on the new tower.'

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

'Wow! Noah certainly knows how to throw an ark together.'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

Build a raft!

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"It's the perfect work-from-home apartment because my office used to be here."

'Be sure to take along a pooper-scooper so you can comply with any pet waste laws that may exist where you land.'

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.