Apiary Architect T-Shirts

'Uh oh. Looks like African bees have arrived.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Think about the honey."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"I love what you've done with him."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

'He's in witness protection.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."