Apiary Architect T-Shirts

'Uh oh. Looks like African bees have arrived.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Think about the honey."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I love what you've done with him."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

Beekeeping 101

Mother's Day at the Hive

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

'He's in witness protection.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.