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'...and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I love what you've done with him."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Sheds

Le Corbusier

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"The garden is my résumé."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

Where we get veggie burgers

Farmer using a photo editing program

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Bar Code Harvester

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

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'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'