Agri-mod Architect Pillows

'...and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"I love what you've done with him."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Sheds

Le Corbusier

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

"The garden is my résumé."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

Farmer using a photo editing program

"Noah says speed up the constructing!"

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

Bar Code Harvester

Profession : Cartoonist

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

Be the Author

"I've never seen the corn this bad."