Vegetable Architects Pillows

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Onion Tears

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Rap-scallions

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Avocado Timeline

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Building a gingerbread house

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Sheds

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."