Vegetable Architects Mugs

Where we get veggie burgers

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Queen of Quinoa

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Rap-scallions

Onion Tears

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Avocado Timeline

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Building a gingerbread house

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Sheds

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Your life is in great danger...