Vegetable Architects Gifts

If you know a vegetable architect—someone who loves to design edible masterpieces—our collection offers witty and charming items that perfectly match their inventive culinary spirit. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find a gift that celebrates their passion for transforming vegetables into art. Our products are designed to bring a smile and inspire their green-thumb creativity, making every day a little more fun and flavorful.

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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Allotment

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables." mockup

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

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Queen of Quinoa

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'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...' mockup

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

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Give quiche a chance!

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"Your momma lied to you, boy."

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'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.' mockup

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

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'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?' mockup

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

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Excellent crop! What's your secret? mockup

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

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"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes." mockup

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

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Onion Tears

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"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?" mockup

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

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Rap-scallions

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'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?' mockup

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

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A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat mockup

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

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Avocado Timeline

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'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.' mockup

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

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'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?' mockup

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

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'He's all eyes!'

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Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

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Building a gingerbread house

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"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?" mockup

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

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"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them." mockup

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

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'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!' mockup

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

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'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.' mockup

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

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"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table mockup

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

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Sheds

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'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.' mockup

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

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"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey." mockup

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

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"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables." mockup

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

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Vegetable Architects Gifts Collection

Vegetable Architects Mugs

Explore our full range of vegetable architect mugs and bring humor to every coffee break—perfect for fans of edible art.

Vegetable Architects Pillows

Check out our vegetable architect pillows to add a humorous, artistic touch to their home decor.

Vegetable Architects Prints

Browse our collections of vegetable-inspired prints and celebrate their love for edible artistry with vibrant designs.

Vegetable Architects T-Shirts

Find more vegetable architect-themed t-shirts and showcase their creative passion with witty, stylish designs.