Apiarists T-Shirts

'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Bumble Bee

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Think about the honey."

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I've had you appraised."

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Not again!"

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

Vacant possession.

Beekeeping 101

'Oh bugger cramp!'