Apiarists Pillows

'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Bumble Bee

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I've had you appraised."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Vacant possession.

"Not again!"

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

Beekeeping 101

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Mother's Day at the Hive

"She's had a lot of work done."