Apiary Management T-Shirts

I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight.

Polluted geese

Bumble Bee

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Biodiversity

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Think about the honey."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

Vacant possession.

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Beekeeping 101

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Illuminating agricultural production

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

'He's in witness protection.'

The Drone Ranger

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'