Aviary Manager T-Shirts

Polluted geese

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Two airplanes

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'I work at the airport.'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Get a life!"

Trumpet and birds

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Novel airport noise abatement procedures.

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

"When it comes to flying this crew is really professional"

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

'If there are any current employees traveling with children or siblings or cousins or nephews or...'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

Boeing Invents the time machine...

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'Cicely - You explain to him about the cuts in supplies of bird-seed!'