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"When it comes to flying this crew is really professional"

Polluted geese

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Boy pilot.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Football

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Life and Death

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Crop duster wanted.

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

The Red Baron meets his match.

Fish Aeroplane

Flying in Formation.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.