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"When it comes to flying this crew is really professional"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Polluted geese

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Life and Death

Football

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Crop duster wanted.

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

Fish Aeroplane

'Take me to your feeder,'

The Red Baron meets his match.

Birds on the wing

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.