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"Kids."

' No hitchhikers!'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Surprise

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Airport Security.

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

ET Mishap

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.