Aviators Gifts

"Kids."

' No hitchhikers!'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Surprise

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

UK border controls relaxed.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

Airport Security.

ET Mishap

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Walking Luggage.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Would you like some wings?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'