Mini Aviator Gifts

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

More jets.

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Boy pilot.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Football

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Birds on the wing

Fish Aeroplane

"Houston, we have a problem!"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

The Red Baron meets his match.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Must be American.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Birds following an aeroplane.

Mission accomplished.

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."