Mini Aviator Gifts

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

More jets.

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Boy pilot.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Football

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

Fish Aeroplane

"Houston, we have a problem!"

The Red Baron meets his match.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Birds following an aeroplane.

Mission accomplished.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

real enjoyment

'Must be American.'