Model Aviator Gifts

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Football

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The Red Baron meets his match.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Fish Aeroplane

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Birds on the wing

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Mission accomplished.

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

'Must be American.'

Birds following an aeroplane.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

OOPS!

Somehow, Henrietta had dropped into an unexpected flight path....A sixth sense told her to hold that path, no matter what!!

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