Airplane Models Gifts

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Airlines

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Would you like some wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'He must be going economy!'

Vampire on a plane

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Airport

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Airliner

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Two airplanes

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Flights and Coronavirus

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."