Avian Aviator Gifts

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Do me next."

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

So you're a mocking bird...

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Boy pilot.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Football

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Birds on the wing

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

The Red Baron meets his match.

Fish Aeroplane

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"