Aquatic Aviator Gifts

Flying Fish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

ET Mishap

Lazy Octopus

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Boy pilot.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Distracting the fish.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'