Naval Aviator Gifts

"Cap'n! A flock of geese are hitch-hiking atop the ship, sir."

Servicemen.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

When laundry ruled the waves.

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Boy pilot.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Kamikaze Colour

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

COWMIKAZES

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.