Naval Aviator Gifts

"Cap'n! A flock of geese are hitch-hiking atop the ship, sir."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Servicemen.

ET Mishap

When laundry ruled the waves.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Boy pilot.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Kamikaze Colour

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

COWMIKAZES

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

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