Aquatic Aviator T-Shirts

Flying Fish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Boy pilot.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.