Animal Aviator Enthusiast T-Shirts

Kangaroo in a plane.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Do me next."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."