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Dog on a plane.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Airlines

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Servicemen.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"The hyenas started it."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.