Airborne Animal Enthusiast Gifts

Dog on a plane.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Airlines

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Servicemen.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish