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'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Do me next."

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

So you're a mocking bird...

Boy pilot.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Football

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

The Red Baron meets his match.

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Birds on the wing

Fish Aeroplane

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Kids."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.