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"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'

Pilot with champagne.

A flight attendant reads a magazine on the jump seat and there is a bullwhip above her head.

OOPS!

'Either we are too high or he's too low,Captain !'

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

Try Bob's Flight School

Hippo on helipad.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

Take Off - Fly - Land.

'These overtired Pilots you hear about I suppose.'

Santa on Autopilot

A bee in small airplane

Psychiatry Section - Biggles Flips His Lid

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Second flight: Wilbur pilots, Orville wing walks.

"Ugh...I hate tailgaters."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"Windshear."

Flying pigs.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'When you get back, Orville, let's invent the Air Miles program.'

"When I said to turn off all electronic devices, I didn't mean you!"

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

'Sorry, just resting.'

Nut Bomber

'The emergency exists are located along both sides of he aisle.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Bird to bird: 'When I was young I flunked flight school and was grounded for life.'