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"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'

Pilot with champagne.

A flight attendant reads a magazine on the jump seat and there is a bullwhip above her head.

OOPS!

Try Bob's Flight School

Hippo on helipad.

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'Either we are too high or he's too low,Captain !'

Santa on Autopilot

Take Off - Fly - Land.

'These overtired Pilots you hear about I suppose.'

A bee in small airplane

Psychiatry Section - Biggles Flips His Lid

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"Windshear."

"Ugh...I hate tailgaters."

'Catching flying fish!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Nut Bomber

Bird to bird: 'When I was young I flunked flight school and was grounded for life.'

Flying pigs.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry, just resting.'

'When you get back, Orville, let's invent the Air Miles program.'

Second flight: Wilbur pilots, Orville wing walks.

'The emergency exists are located along both sides of he aisle.'

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"When I said to turn off all electronic devices, I didn't mean you!"