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'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Polluted geese

bird interprets modern art

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

OOPS!

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Get a life!"

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"When it comes to flying this crew is really professional"

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Honeycomb

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Pencil Peaock

'Cicely - You explain to him about the cuts in supplies of bird-seed!'

"I got a beak job."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Mom and Dad have to migrant now, so we're leaving you with the au pair."

Trapeze Safety,

The Dread Arrows

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

"Junior, I'm afraid I have some bad news. We're hawks."