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'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Polluted geese

bird interprets modern art

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'Take me to your feeder,'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

OOPS!

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Get a life!"

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

"When it comes to flying this crew is really professional"

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Honeycomb

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

'We'll have to run some tests, but I think he's a spotted grackle.'

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

"She's a lover, not a fighter."

Pencil Peaock

The Dread Arrows

"Mom and Dad have to migrant now, so we're leaving you with the au pair."

'Cicely - You explain to him about the cuts in supplies of bird-seed!'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

Trapeze Safety,

"I got a beak job."

Birdbath & Beyond

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'