Aviary Care T-Shirts

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

A budgie kept alone may start to lay eggs and sometimes continue to produce an abnormal amount...

"Any word on parole?"

Polluted geese

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

Boy pilot.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Football

Hospital Departments

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Fish Aeroplane

Birds on the wing

Musical Eye Test

The Red Baron meets his match.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Optometrist Humor

Mission accomplished.

'Must be American.'

Birds following an aeroplane.

"You fly into a window, too?"