Aviary Care Gifts

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

A budgie kept alone may start to lay eggs and sometimes continue to produce an abnormal amount...

"Any word on parole?"

Polluted geese

ET Mishap

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Boy pilot.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Hospital Departments

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Fish Aeroplane

Birds on the wing

Musical Eye Test

'Take me to your feeder,'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

The Red Baron meets his match.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Optometrist Humor

Birds following an aeroplane.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…