Aviary Keeping Gifts

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"All I know is the pigeons flew away and now I got flamingoes."

Polluted geese

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

bird interprets modern art

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Superstock'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Parenting Skills Training

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"You fly into a window, too?"

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

The reluctant parrot

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

Trumpet and birds

Early Learning Centre

Fee Range Chickens

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

Chicken Feed