Aviary Keeping Gifts

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"All I know is the pigeons flew away and now I got flamingoes."

Polluted geese

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

bird interprets modern art

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Superstock'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Parenting Skills Training

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

The reluctant parrot

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'

Chicken Feed

Meet the layer.

Fee Range Chickens