Aviary Architect Gifts

End of the carrier pigeon.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Polluted geese

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

The World's Easiest Airport

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'So what have you been up to?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"You fly into a window, too?"

twist building

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Fish Food

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"When it comes to flying this crew is really professional"

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it