Aviary Architect Gifts

End of the carrier pigeon.

Birdbath & Beyond

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Polluted geese

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

The World's Easiest Airport

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'So what have you been up to?'

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'Take me to your feeder,'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

twist building

"You fly into a window, too?"

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Fish Food

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"When it comes to flying this crew is really professional"

Woodpecker House

"We need to find more stable housing."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'