Airplane Architect Gifts

'Sounds to me like your model has a $400 repair noise.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Would you like some wings?"

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

The World Wide Web.

Yoga classes door.

Cow Blue Arrows

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Airplane food

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'He must be going economy!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Airliner

Two airplanes

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Airport

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Flights and Coronavirus

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"