Airplane Architect T-Shirts

'Sounds to me like your model has a $400 repair noise.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Would you like some wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cow Blue Arrows

The World's Easiest Airport

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Airplane food

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'He must be going economy!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

Airport

Airliner

Two airplanes

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Flights and Coronavirus

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."