Aircraft Architect Gifts

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Airplane food

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Airliner

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Entomology Reference

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Interactive TV news.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"It beats flying for your food."

Deicing on the cake.

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'

If cartoonists fought wars.

OOPS!

RAF plane ride.

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

A flighttime story

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.