Aircraft Architect Prints

'Bob builds airplane models strictly for his own amusement.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Yoga classes door.

Airplane food

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Entomology Reference

'Interactive TV news.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It beats flying for your food."

Safest Airline in The World

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Deicing on the cake.

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

If cartoonists fought wars.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

OOPS!

RAF plane ride.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."