Airport Designer Gifts

The World's Easiest Airport

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Happy Easter

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Use your imagination.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Hair Crop Circle

Haute Suture

Bright idea

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Eureka!

Creative department

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'